always remember your unique, just like everone else

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Get books, sit yourself down anywhere, and go to reading them yourself.

Men and women that don’t respond with solution to the challenges of the era are human biomasses.

I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life.

That's where you have to look for your inspiration. Don't separate the rest of your life - who you are, what you love - from your work.

I love good sense above all, perhaps because I have none.

Add two letters two paris and it's paradise.

I hate cynicism. I wipe it from me. I don't like cynical people. I don't like cynical movies. Cynicism is very easy. You don't have to justify it. You don't have to fight for it.

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.

The power of narrative sort of defines something forever and ever.