an optimist is the man who looks after your eyes, and the pessimist the person who looks after your feet.

You don’t know a woman until you have had a letter from her.

Suspense is torture ... but delightful--or there'd be no gambling in the world.

You don't really know a woman until she writes you a letter.

Absurdly improbable things are quite as liable to happen in real life as in weak literature.

The Futurists?.... Well, of course, they are already past.

As a rule the person found out in a betrayal of love holds, all the same, the superior position of the two. It is the betrayed one who is humiliated.

She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.

She suspected him of infidelity, with and without reason, morning, noon and night.

Most people now seem to treasure anything they value in proportion to the extent that it's followed about and surrounded by the vulgar public.

It's always something to get one's wish, even if the wish is a failure.

The strength of the spirit sustains the soul.

She fell into his arms like the rainfall over an ocean.

The universe is a big place. Maybe we're not in the best neighborhood.

It's a funny old world.

Then die. We must all do that. But die, as they say, game.

How different the new order would be if we could consult the veteran instead of the politician.

One thing I'd like to do is angel investing in small companies. That's what's exciting, and if you are lucky to have a bit of money, you can take those risks.

I was so happy every morning when I woke up that I was pissing smiley faces.

The wonders of the ages assembled for your edification, education and enjoyment - for a price.

All Religions. All This Singing. One Song. Peace Be With You.