and a charge of lying against someone whom you have always found truthful is a very serious thing; a very serious thing indeed.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Why do the living assume the dead know better than we do? Like they gained some knowledge by dying, but why wouldn't they just be the same confused people they were before they died?

All paradises, all utopias are designed by who is not there, by the people who are not allow

Satanism is developing two circles, an elitist group which I always intended my church to be, and the faddists who are becoming Satanists because it’s the thing to do.

Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery.

We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.

Fasting for your marriage can change your marriage

The truth is straight ahead, so don't burn yourself instead.

Truth is superior to man s wisdom.

A people that loves freedom will in the end be free.

What is all Knowledge too but recorded Experience, and a product of History; of which, therefore, Reasoning and Belief, no less than Action and Passion, are essential materials?