and the whole forest would give itself up to jollification for weeks on end.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Faith is the bridge from the spiritual realm into the physical realm.

Play is the creation of value that is not necessary.

It's only after you've lost everything that we're free to do anything.--Chuck Palahniuk

If you don't want the world to judge you wrongly, then let your frequent decisions and actions clearly define who you truly are.

I want to stay away from politics, or else I'll probably end up putting my size fifteen foot into my mouth.

The moral cannibalism of all hedonist and altruist doctrines lies in the premise that the happiness of one man necessitates the injury of another.

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.

My homeland is the portuguese language.

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command.

Any trade that is voluntarily made is mutually beneficial, by definition, and, indeed, is balanced, by definition.