...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.

Seriously, why was it tradition to stand when the bride came in? It blocked her from seeing her groom, who was the only reason she was there in the first place.

To work (at a job) is to sacrifice the life you have at the moment

We would go out and play these songs and people could interpret them however the hell they wanted.

When you're sorting yourself out, family are not often the ones you can turn to. They represent the place of departure and not the place of arrival.

If you take a shot at someone, you keep firing until they can no longer return fire. Wound them, and you have an angry enemy who knows your position.

We love getting dressed up - and this is a great excuse for a party.

I'm very classic and structural. I love clean lines and interesting, modern details. But I'm all about being streamlined - less is more.

Write me up for 125, poster my face wanted dead or alive. Take my license all that jive, I can't drive 55.

The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

One of the beauties of the Buddhadharma is there are so many approaches, and not everything is right for everybody.

It seems unpleasantly refined to put things off till someone knows.