art, n. This word has no definition.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

...the space which [books] occupied was itself an expectation.

Every class has pupils who mimic the teachers particularly well and perform for their classmates

If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

When you play the guitar, you don't have to say nothing. The girls would say something to you.

Life is too short not to create, not to love, and not to lend a helping hand to our brothers and sisters.

After all, a creature without passionate conviction doesn't cling to extremes. He surveys the scenery and makes sure his outfit doesn't clash.

I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.

I was frightened to go forward, but I was even more frightened of going back.

Like the sun that sets at the end of the day, so too will Ramadan come and go, leaving only it's mark on our heart's sky.

Fans are all I care about - to be honest. If they stop coming to the shows, then I will get worried.