... as lonesome as a kitten in a wash-house copper with the lid on.

Happiness is a gift and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes.

A loving heart is the truest wisdom.

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.

The most important thing in life is to stop saying 'I wish' and start saying 'I will.' Consider nothing impossible, then treat possibilities as probabilities.

Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it to anyone else.

Do all the good you can and make as little fuss about it as possible.

A very little key will open a very heavy door.

The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created is loved before it exists.

Reflect upon your present blessings of which every man has many - not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.

Only.. I want to do die as myself

Guilt, did I say? In what consists ours, unless in the opinion of an ill-judging world?

Think with your heart, speak with your soul.

Gertrude Stein did us the most harm when she said, 'You're all a lost generation.' That got around to certain people and we all said, 'Whee! We're lost.

I never said, 'MMMmmm, you dirty rat!

Unemployment doles can have no other effect than the perpetuation of unemployment.

You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one.

There's always the risk that there are unknown unknowns.

I think that my script, if it gets used, would be great. But if it doesn't, I think it inspired them.

Nothing else counts except what you want.