be careful of monsters with teeth

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

You must never be afraid to go there.

They minute people fall in love they become liars.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

Have you ever been homesick for someplace that doesn'tactually exist anymore? Someplace that exists only in yourmind?

I may be Anti-Big Government, but only because I am Pro-Human.

Obstacles transformed become new capabilities

He who seeks for applause only from without has all his happiness in another's keeping.

They say reach for the stars and you will get to the moon. I say reach for yourself and you will get to the stars.

She laughed and danced with the thought of death in her heart.

A man can't just sit around.

If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.

We're all cracked vessels, and we're always in process, I think, every one of us.