...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

He who seeks ecstasy in love should not complain of suffering.

What you see and what you listen to will determine how high you will go.

Innocence always calls mutely or protection when we would be so much wise to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

She was beautiful in a damaged way.

No one realized that, being left out in the cold, I was also very much in the dark.

And now I'm right back where I started. Sober and miserable.

I am an artist. The track is my canvas, and the car is my brush.

Let men not ask what the law requires, but give whatever freedom demands.

Come with me. It's so much better than coming alone. (Lucan whispered to Lena)

I don't have any desire to retire in the sense of not doing anything. Because as long as the Lord gives me strength I want to keep writing and keep preaching. I love what I do.