. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

If God could run out of grace, He would’ve for me by now. And yet every morning I wake up, He says, “There is more, there is still more.

She was truest to them in the season of trial, as all the quietly loyal and good will always be.

Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.

I never promised the universe that I would write brilliantly; I only promised the universe that I would write.

I love drag queens and I love going to see them perform because those people have got so much character and bravery. Such balls! I love people with balls.

Everyone wanted to be the best. Best student. Best servant. Best Christian. They got caught up in it, pressing and pushing until they forgot whom it was they were trying to please.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

I don't think you should feel guilty about pleasure. Defeats the purpose.

If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough.

Self reliance, the height and perfection of man, is reliance on God.