but it's so hard to dance that way when it's cold and there's no music.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind

Relax and rejuvenate your sacred-spirit.

It is always the soul and brain that really matters

Helping others is the oxygen of paradise.

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

I think if you're going to make political art, you have to engage at some level. You can't just write about politics, you have to try and be politics as well.

Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this impossible task.

The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history.

Between the two, the nationalist and the imperialist, there is no meeting ground.

Courage is like a strain of yoghurt culture, if you have some you can have some more.