children are simply human beings who are allowed to do what everyone else really desires to do, as for instance, to fly kites, or when seriously wronged to emit prolonged screams for several minutes.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Ignorance is no reason with a fool for holding his tongue.

While the invisible hand looks after the private sector, the invisible foot kicks the public sector to pieces.

Your background has a lot to do with your approach to movement.

Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.

I think everybody has the right to a private life.

Life without music is meaningless, music without life is academic.

I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.

There are days like any normal human being where I wake up and I don't feel like going to work.

How good you and I get at repenting will determine how good life is.

They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?