comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny.

great villains make great movies.

Sometimes, 'no' really does mean no.

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.

The journey to the center of your soul doesn’t start in your heart. It begins in your brain, and taking it makes you among the bravest of the brave for it’s a place only the rare dare venture.

I wasn't the cool kid in school, but I wasn't the lame one. I knew I wasn't cool, so I called myself lame, and that's what made me cool in front of the cool kids.

A team should be an extension of a coach's personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.

Perhaps it's just me, but I am wary of any persons whose belief system is the only thing standing between them and repulsive behavior.

For me rappers and dancers are poets and artists and often times the most interesting performances are given by them.

Aladdin's lamp is mine.

I've had asthma my entire life.

Most people don't listen to classical music at all, but to rock-and-roll or hillbilly songs or some album named Music To Listen To Music By.

All modern U.S. presidents are perforce politicians, prisoners of their past pronouncements, their party, their constituency, and their colleagues.