...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.

The Earth is God's pinball machine and each quake, tidal wave, flash flood and volcanic eruption is the result of a TILT that occurs when God, cheating, tries to win free games.

Let us live for the beauty of our own reality.

Don't confuse symmetry with balance.

The brown paper bag is the only thing civilized man has produced that does not seem out of place in nature.

Cries for help are frequently inaudible.

The enemy is the tyranny of the dull mind.

They accepted my donation, so they're aware they'd better serve my interests or I'll buy some leadership that will.

The highest men are calm, silent and unknown...The true masters seldom reveal themselves, except in the vibrations the leave behind, and upon which the lesser gurus build their doctrines.

Purpose! Purposes are for animals with a hell of a lot more dignity than the human race! Just hop on that strange torpedo and ride it to wherever it's going

No person, no matter how important society deems their relationship to you, has the right to denounce you for who you are.

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small parcel.

Beneath the skin of everything is something nobody can know.

I hate neutrality becouse is the worst thing that ever happened

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good-night.

Knowledge will forever govern ignorance; and a people who mean to be their own governors must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.

Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.

What you give, you become.

What would I do without you? You're never going to find out.