do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

To say that life is meaningless is to express an attitude, not to state a fact

Pretending will only make us anxious and encourages us to make friends with a reason, then depending with lies, thereafter we will make love with stupidity

I would draw my own comic book characters listening to metal. The drawing and music kind of went hand in hand.

Once the grammar has been learned, writing is simply talking on paper and in time learning what not to say.

The person who looks outward dreams, the person who looks inward awakens.

As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host.

If you have to be persuaded about something, you shouldn't do it.

That is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely.

You can only really open yourself up so far to someone that you don't truly love you keep something back when you know somewhere in your gut that this relationship is going to be forever.

I'm not into looking crisp. That's not how I dress or who I am.