...don't act like I didn't for you. I did. Hard. And for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.

the garbage cans and mailboxes on the sidewalk would stay the same, but the people would be just a beautiful blur of motion.

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell...You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you

Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you

Recently my publicist asked me for a college photo, and I realize how chubby I looked. I know this sounds totally shallow, but my advice is don't fall prey to the freshmen fifteen!

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

I know hate is a strong word and everything, but its okay: we're teenagers.

Now comes the reign of iron — and cased sloops are to take the place of wooden ships.

Like a phoenix rising through the fire, my Robbie, my Tesoro rises forward, and I hope and pray that he can take him out.

I won't ever ask if you don't ever tell me.I know you well enough to know you never loved me

Once upon a time, I thought that politics was the name we gave to our higher instincts. That was before Margaret Thatcher, who came to power when I was 11 years old.

I sincerely hope that I shall always be a credit to my race and the motion picture industry.

The final and conclusive evidence against evolution is the fact that the Bible denies it.

I think they thought it was very arrogant of me to write the end of my seven books series when I didn't have a publisher and no-one had heard of me

I think the most dangerous influence for a young writer is to be treated with cynicism or discouragement.

Something of defeat, something of tragedy, can be a sacrament because it stops us and causes us to look deeper.

One action produces a reaction; that is karma.