...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.

...we've already had one horrible thing happen today, which means that if you think about it the odds of anything else horrible happening again in the next few hours should now be quite low.

I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then...

I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.

I think Lady Gaga is great and is changing pop music and bringing back a certain rock 'n' roll spirit, swagger to the game.

People who make a living off other people's fortunes or misfortunes are parasites.

It is not caving in to the bees to stop poking a stick into their hive.

Congratulations to Donald Trump, the new president of the United States - and to the people of America, who are free.

All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved.

If thou tastest a crust of bread, thou tastest all the stars and all the heavens.

Taxation of earnings from labor is on a par with forced labor. Seizing the results of someone's labor is equivalent to seizing hours from him and directing him to carry on various activities.

The nation becomes the master of its fate not only when it has many good sons, but also when it possesses enough strength to restrain its bad ones.

The art of living consists in knowing which impulses to obey and which must be made to obey.

The uglier, older, meaner, iller, poorer I get, the more I wish to take my revenge by doing brilliant color, well arranged, resplendent.