gossip, after it reaches a certain point of insult and falsehood, becomes a source of amusement to its victims.

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt.

Nobody who is somebody looks down on anybody.

As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it.

One must desire something to be alive.

Self-sacrifice which denies common sense is not a virtue. It's a spiritual dissipation.

One must desire something to be alive; perhaps absolute satisfaction is only another name for Death.

I have heard that a man might be his own lawyer, but you can't be your own judge.

A pint can't hold a quart - if it holds a pint it is doing all that can be expected of it.

Nothing may be more selfish than remorse.

A letter is a risky thing; the writer gambles on the reader's frame of mind.

Knowledge is a sage’s best friend

A tank full of life and a running tap.

Pull yourself out of the dirt, dust yourself off, and get back on the horse and ride towards the sunset.

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

I'm most connected to myself when I'm alone in a room, moving my hand across a page. That's when I feel most like me.

I wasn't going to be a college kid. The only subject I was interested in was English. I think I had a subconscious interest in analyzing story.

All the things that people like me supposedly don't do, I do.

I suppose he must have taken about a nine or something in hats. Shows what a rotten thing it is to let your brain develop too much.

Acting is something I love.

Women are holding up the world. We're taking care our children and, very often, our parents and sometimes our grandparents.