... had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention.

Agnostics are just atheists without balls.

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

After Jesus showed up, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word coun

All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew.

That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.

Before you start any business, you need to get your target audience down pat. Who do you want to serve? Who will your product/service benefit the most? Don’t worry about the rest.

Beware of creating tedium!

No affection and a great brain, these are the people to command the world.

One bipartisan policy tradition is to deny Americans the use of our own resources.

Finally, a safer world presupposes the revival of the virtuous circle of non-proliferation of weapons and disarmament.

Suffering did different things to different people...Some souls became tempered, unshakable in their faith, while others became twisted and mis-shapen, throwing off all connection to God.

Anticipation of pleasure is a pleasure in itself.

The poetic element lying hidden in most women is the source of their magnetic attraction.

NATO and the USA wanted a complete victory over the Soviet Union. They wanted to sit on the throne in Europe alone.