…he glanced over his shoulder at her, regarding her, as he often did before they made love, as if she were a lost continent about to be rediscovered.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

I never said becoming the slayer would be a field trip to a Justin Bieber concert.

Eating was easy. Thinking was hard.

Embrace adversities as the hidden treasures of life.

Ladies & GentlemanIf you were happy before him/her, you definitely can be happy without him/her. Don't cry.

Considering our history, I can think of nothing more American than an immigrant.

Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.

Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?

Your children teach you so much. It's a real mirror of yourself.

I live a very Kenneth Williams-like existence.

The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.