...he was after all, a novelist...and a novelist was simply a fellow who got paid to tell lies. The bigger the lies, the better the pay.

You're dead, George. You just don't have the sense to lie down.

I want to make sure I remember what real ugly is. I might want to tell my grandchildren someday.

Believing in negative thoughts is the single greatest obstruction to success.

Does bad luck come in 3's...or is it multiples of 3?

I wash the clothes, rinse them and then scrub them again. Will that square little box do that? I am not using any fancy machines when my hands will do.

I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.

If you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone.

I have the best job in the world with the best fans in the world

I think that [James] Comey acted in an outrageous way during the [presidential ] campaign [in 2016].

The modern moralists extol ... the cult of practical activity in defiance of the disinterested life.

The IPCC doesn't do any research itself. We only develop our assessments on the basis of peer-reviewed literature.

I like some shooters, and I respect games like Doom, but I don't think it's right for me