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... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

You've got to have someone who loves your body. Who doesn't define you, but sees you. Who loves what he sees. Who you don't have to struggle to be good enough for.

Holy fear of God is to depart from evil.

The death of one god is the death of all.

Nobody, from that standpoint, is any luckier than I am or will ever be any luckier than I am. It's great.

Lightfoot's voice is such a part of the fabric of Canada, I know it almost as well as I know my own voice.

There are consequences if you act militarily, and there's big consequences if you don't act.

If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him.

And Chaucer, with his infantine Familiar clasp of things divine.

I imbue this place with my essence, every stone and every drop. My visit will do wonders for the flowers." Aly propped her chin on her hand. "So does manure," she observed.

True success is always the last of a string of failed attempts to get it right.