....honest men are few when it comes to themselves.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Sometimes, something meaningless occurs, somewhere with meaning.

Don't lose heart, we're just rusty angels.

Align your voice value with the tone, pace, and pitch of your listeners will help you connect on all levels.

We are currently too attached to our worldly toys, rather than to the lessons our playing could impart to further the maturity of our collective soul.

Almost as a rule, political dissidents were writers.

Mothers and children are human beings, and they will sometimes do the wrong thing.

The best models of English writing are Shakespeare and the Old Testament.

Japanese food makes me feel particularly good.

At the moment we've only got 16 first-team players and my initials stand for Mick McCarthy, not Merlin the Magician (the new Wolves manager gets the excuses in early!)

Ten years before Matrix, ten years before Crouching Tiger - I wanted to do a Hong Kong action movie.