honesty is hard work.

Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.

If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.

You become uneasy with people in direct proportion to how many lies you have to keep track of in their presence.

Pain shared is pain lessened; joy shared is joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.

Anger is always - always - fear in disguise.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Shared joy is increased, shared pain is lessened.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

It's always coldest before the warm.

As if it were possible for one person to care about another and still treat him or her like this.

Never stop learning, when you stop learning, life stops.

They’d scared me and had me thinking about what it meant to be really strong, on my own terms—not just fit and brown from the sun, not just flexible and accommodating.

There can be no understanding without that sympathy which puts us, through the imagination, and (another's) situation.

There's something to said about smaller bed - you're forced to stay close to me. Where you belong.

To me the most interesting thing about man is that he is an animal who practices art and science and in every known society practices both together.

I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!

It is money makes the mare to trot.

When you're green, your growing. When you're ripe, you rot.

Get through today – you can fall apart tomorrow. Get through tomorrow, you can fall apart the day after . . .