hybrid, n. A pooled issue.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I'd Drown For YouI opened my heart to youA complete immersionI offered my soul to youA heavenly diversion

What the world neglects, the Lord accepts.

She looked around her apartment which seemed to be waiting for something. Lana hated that, when the room was a pregnant pause.

Write with the learned, pronounce with the vulgar.

There is a certain poetic value, and that a genuine one, in this sense of having missed the full meaning of things. There is beauty, not only in wisdom, but in this dazed and dramatic ignorance.

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

I don't think I'm better than other people, I think I'm different from other people, because I do different things.

One Galileo in two thousand years is enough.

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is only putting out the lamp because the dawn has come.

It is certain that the most natural and human government is that of consent, for that binds freely, ... when men hold their liberty by true obedience to rules of their own making.