i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

"Christ the Lord is risen today " Sons of men and angels say. Raise your joys and triumphs high Sing ye heavens and earth reply.

You know, the diversity that America has is so special. It's starting to really become a cool thing for young people.

Too late! The two saddest words in any tongue.

Save money on the big, boring stuff so that you have something left over for life's little pleasures.

Sometimes, I can see the future stretched out in front of me - just as plain as day. The future hanging over there at the edge of my days. Just waiting for me.

[On the Irish:] Strange race ... Don't know what they want, but want it like the devil.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

I got this feeling I'm gonna die before I get old. I don't know why. I just have this feeling.

I usually learn more from the situations I hate than the ones I love.

Happiness is not something that you get in life, hapiness is something that you bring in life