i want to go to the gymand pretend the weight machines are drumsand play the longest drum solo on them

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses.

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages.

If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.

Something was comforting about strangers—it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

I can't believe food costs money.

i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

If we can benchmark nature on how it operates, then we never have to worry about how, and when God takes care of us.

Peace is only a thought away.

We don't compete in the world by offering tax advantages to a few that we don't give to all our citizens and businesses

If our goal is to be tolerant of people who are different than we are, then we really are aiming quite low. Traffic jams are to be tolerated. People are to be celebrated.

I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.

I completely lost everything, but I gained everything because I lost the fear.

Thus we use our supposed "knowledge" of others to speak on their behalf, and condemn them for their words we ourselves put in their silent mouths.

I would often be a coward, but for the shame of it.

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!