i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

i wish cats could float around your head

my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

No wonder of it: sheer plod makes plough down sillionShine, and blue-bleak embers, ah my dear, Fall, gall themselves, and gash gold-vermilion.

Doing the right thing is the surest path to public condemnation.

The single biggest advantage of being completely surrounded is that it gives you the opportunity to attack the enemy in any direction you choose.

My efforts with Hollywood are like things written in water.

I can't remember any regrets, to be honest with you.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

Did you really think I'd ceased to care? Kitten, I care so much it wrecks me.

When I was in London for The Brits recently I read that I had asked for a Jacuzzi in the dressing room - how ridiculous is that?

When the sun dies we will become one.

I get a little scared of words like maturity.