i wish i could live in my dream.

Science cannot avert a single thunderbolt.

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!

At the beginning of the twentieth century, every single leading Muslim intellectual was in love with the west, and wanted their countries to look just like Britain and France.

There is no power on earth that can undo Pakistan.

My measure of success is to walk into a restaurant and hear a table debating drug policy. Once the public start the conversation, the politicians will join - that is when we can create real change.

Love can make up for a lot.

The young-old polarization and the male-female polarization are perhaps the two leading stereotypes that imprison people.

You are the generation that will reach the sea and hoist the flag of Palestine over Tel Aviv.

My hero is Michelle Williams, who I grew close to when we did 'Meek's Cutoff.' She's an extraordinary actor and mom.