if anybody feels unworthy to enter heaven, well then at least let heaven enter his soul.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Everyone's a little crazy. Some people just hide it better than others.

Developing the man within comes through self- awareness and self-education

A child is born into a world of phenomena all equal in their power to enslave.

The paradigm of Western culture is that the essence of persons is dangerous; thus, they must be taught, guided, and controlled by those with superior authority.

There's an alternative. There's always a third way, and it's not a combination of the other two ways. It's a different way.

From the true antagonist illimitable courage is transmitted to you.

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

As a composer I approached the drums differently than a non-composing drummer. I embraced drum machines.

I tell you, brethren, if mercies and if judgments do not convert you, God has no other arrows in His quiver.

One very important thing I learned from Monk was his complete dedication to music. That was his reason for being alive. Nothing else mattered except music, really.