...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!

Fortune or fame, you must pick one or the other, though neither of them are to be what they claim.

Okay. So, apparently I find burly Indian men attractive. What's wrong with that?

I like radically cutting into the painting, inserting these paper birds, and then trying to figure out how to believe in it.

This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.

I have the greatest appreciation for Governor [Sarah] Palin and her family. There's great joy to know them.

A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather.

No nation keeps another in subjection without herself turning into a subject nation.

The difference between an author and a horse is that the horse doesn't understand the horse dealer's language.

When a small business grows like eBay did, it has a multiplier effect. It creates other small businesses that supply it with intellectual capital, goods and services.

What you work hardest at, you love the most.