if you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Common sense got drunk and giddy when Olivia was on the premises. Maybe he should just raise a glass, too, and dub reason a lost cause.

It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.

My friends, if we are going to do a great work for God, we must spend much time in prayer; we have got to be closeted with God.

I like to keep mobile. It keeps my mind awake.

Paint should not be applied thick. It should be like a breath on the surface of a pane of glass.

I'm very simple. I'm not for the flashes, I'm not for glitz and glamour, you know.

A coder will be the next rock star.

I am really dedicated to understanding the planet/creature on which we live and know that means I must go beneath the sea to see 72 percent of what is going on.

For me, our beaches have always been a source of personal inspiration.

For to define true madness, What is't but to be nothing else but mad?