if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.

Rather than being incensed by the nature of the bruise, maybe we should be inspired by the possibilities in the bruise.

It is better to have little and be right than to have much and be wrong.

For me painting is a way to forget life. It is a cry in the night a strangled laugh.

Blitz chess kills your ideas.

To be taken seriously about doing something creative and probably travel a lot. That was my motivation. I knew I was good, I knew I could write. I also knew you could get laid really easily.

Toward the later days of Sabbath, instead of going in and knocking out what songs we did in rehearsal, we would polish them to death.

To seek these things is lost labour; Geese in an oyle pot, fat Hogs among Jews, and Wine in a fishing net.

Boredom, Timothy Duane assured me, is nothing more than anger without passion.

The greatest opportunities in life come with fear and risk.

The highest of generalizations is the synergetic integration of truth and love.