... in free countries the law ought to be King; and there ought to be no other.

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.

The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.

A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody.

He who dares not offend cannot be honest.

[A]ll churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Muslim, are simply human inventions. They use fear to enslave us. They are a monopoly for power and profit.

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.

The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.

Religion is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize humankind; and, for my part, I sincerely detest it as I detest everything that is cruel.

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him.

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

If you care too much about what other people think, you will always be their prisoner. Lao Tzu

Check out my web site, wtp.org, to see what fast food did to 2 people in England.

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.

Let's deal with each other honestly.

Recently an actor asked me to teach him how to speak fast. Wasn't I once criticised for speaking too fast? Now they're doing it my way.

I want to go to Morocco really bad.

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.