isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

A living dog is better than a dead lion

The future starts today, not tomorrow.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Mind is indeed the Builder . . . what is held in the act of mental vision becomes a reality in the material experience. We are gradually builded to that image created within our own mental being.

As with all children, the feeling that I was useful was perhaps the greatest joy I experienced.

No bad break, no disappointment, no accident can shorten one second of my divine destiny.

The main reason God has given us minds is that we might seek out and find all the reasons that exist for treasuring him in all things and above all things.

Sit down and read. Educate yourself for the coming conflicts.

To revive a man is no slight thing.

Capitalism unchecked is not a democratic system.