it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

The philosopher's school, ye men, is a surgery: you ought not to go out of it with pleasure, but with pain. For you are not in sound health when you enter.

I sometimes wonder about this True-Love thing and I get confused. Love--as I now understand it--has to be true if it's there.

Don't make the mistake of thinking that you have to agree with people and their beliefs to defend them from injustice.

It takes a heap o' livin' in a house t' make it home

When one door of hapiness closes, another opens.

I cannot resign myself to the decline of Europe, and of France.

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

I think social media really is a great tool. It fascinates me when I tweet something and right away you get a response almost immediately.

I for one don't need a supreme "sacred" arbiter in order to be a moral being.

Happiness is secured through virtue; it is a good attained by man's own will.