it’s funny how I’m encouraged to go to school so much, but I’ve learned more valuable things on google then from school.

Ignorance is toxic. If a man hands you a cup of coffee and pours in what he calls liquid sugar when the container clearly says poison, how bliss is your ignorance?

It pains me to have all this knowledge and no one to share it with, I’d have to say its number 3 on my list. – Of what causes me the most pain.

Life is nothing more than a contradiction.

We have to feed our loved ones, but at what cost. A dead man or woman can’t feed the living.

A double sided sword is crafted under heat and pressure and comes out ever more beautiful because of it.

I could’ve quit long ago, but there wouldn’t be nothing to quit to, unless I was ready to commit suicide.

Don’t be like everyone else and pawn your dreams for pennies, because they’ll never give you what it’s truly worth.

I stood in the isle thinking about my future, while the man next to me complained, but when I asked him what his dream was he never answered.

The worst pain I had to face is the fight with myself. I'm unsure who to rout for, because they both want what’s best for me.

Grown ups’ could learn a lesson from watching cartoons.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.

If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors.

By keeping most tax rates at present levels, Obama and the Democrats will claim that they have championed tax cuts for the middle class.

As we say in Portugal, they brought the bus and they left the bus in front of the goal.

Casey wanted us to stay loose. That didn't mean clowning around. He just meant we should be confident and relaxed. We shouldn't feel that one strikeout was going to end the season for us.

For me, making the show work was getting belly laughs - like most variety artists. But the straight actor believes you fix your performance in rehearsal and that's it.

There are three things a man must do before his life is done; Write two lines in APL, And make the buggers run.

There's nothing as human as hunger. There's no creation without talent, I give you that, but talent is cheap. Talent goes begging. Hunger is the piston of art.

In my photography, color and composition are inseparable. I see in color.