it was times like these when a man in a desperate situation must take whatever madness is offered to escape the darker madness in which he finds himself trapped.

You shouldn't panic so much, " Siris said. "You'll never be a good thief if you panic.

Do not create opportunities for beasts and evils to take charge of your life.

Send a coin into the abyss and wish for a blissful kiss

The mind is the strongest tool we have to help us secure the riches within the universe.

Contemporary literature can be classified under three headings: the neurotic the erotic and the tommy-rotic.

What we make testifies who we are. People can sense care and can sense carelessness. This relates to respect for each other and carelessness is personally offensive.

Capitalism has survived communism. Now, it eats away at itself.

I do like to belong to a man.

I notice inspiration when it comes by. I don't sit down at my desk and try to write.

I am a passionate person when it comes to freedom.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

A man should be like a child with his wives, but if they need him, he should act like a man

Getting the correct writer is simply like casting. You wouldn't hire an actor in order to tell him how to work. He knows how to work, which is why you hired him.