its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital

She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.

We are a product of love, so why stop loving ourselves and others.

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

I grew up in a small, strictly Catholic fishing village - the people there have a different attitude to life than those in Hollywood - people stick together.

Trying to prioritize among things we're unlikely to do is pretty fruitless.

Our Darling Eva We Love You

Your soul wants experience. It wants the world. You're a human - and your eternal. The two are the same.

I don't want posterity, I don't want anybody to remember me in any way. I don't care about that because I'll be dead. I think the spirit will move to some other state.

I hate Stanley Clark, but I have to admit he's playing Jazz whether I like it or not.

And it is easy to believe you are not good enough if you listen to everybody else.

I hate learning lines, so the fight stuff's always my favorite.