just in case" is the curse of packing

Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up

...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.

But I figure you're never too old to learn. That's when you become old, when you stop being fascinated by things, when you stop wanting to learn and explore.

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.

Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was.

Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet.... Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Not doing anything can be worse than doing the wrong thing.

For a split second they stared at each other. A fleeting, lasting moment. One person noticing another person out of a whole crowd of strangers.

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

When a new truth enters the world, the first stage of reaction to it is ridicule, the second stage is violent opposition, and in the third stage, that truth comes to be regarded as self-evident.

Then to have Brett come along and follow in the footsteps, it's so gratifying. I get as much enjoyment out of watching Brett play as I did of entertaining people myself.

All our institutions rest upon business. Without it we should not have schools, colleges, churches, parks, playgrounds, pavements, books, libraries, art, music, or anything else that we value.

Slight changes simply make a blur.

It is better for you to suffer an injustice than for the world to be without law. Therefore, let everyone submit to the law.

The greatest threat to your ministry, dear brothers, is that you lose your joy in God.

You want to reach people on a real level and have a fan base that understands you.

Ah me! the world is full of meetings such as this,--a thrill, a voiceless challenge and reply, and sudden partings after!

I'm terrified to ride a bike in a city - and I grew up riding bikes in the city. I've just heard enough stories - I have enough friends who've been hit by taxicabs and things.

I'm referred to, I see, as 'the biggest banker in modern publishing'. Now there's a line that needed the celebrated Guardian proof-reading.