living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

I personally believe in the power of second chances.

A Poet never denies creativity entrance.

You'll see some bad things, but if you didn't see them, they'd still be happening.

Love is something that we don't control. We have to be ourselves. You can be sexual, nonsexual, asexual, bisexual, or trisexual and it really doesn't have a lot to do with enlightenment.

Do everything you can to preserve and protect love so that it endures forever.

I was going as soon as the ball hit the bat, it was lucky that it was a chopper. I just ran and hoped to God I was safe.

What Nature bids is good, is wise, and faultless we obey.

Cheap as chips, cheap as chips, it's a British expression. There's no couture in their darling.

And what do you think will happen to you when you find life is just too good to be left alone? You'll start living it.

Animals are happier than humans because they're like furry little existentialists, all living in the moment. Their collective motto: live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking pelt.