... love is banality to all outsiders.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Womanly Power: Hurting a man and then making him apologize.

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.

Don't be discouraged by writer's block. Writer's block just means you need to listen to other music.

Look on this cast, and know the hand That bore a nation in its hold; From this mute witness understand What Lincoln was - how large of mould.

It's true that I'm drawn to unusual stories. Normal roles don't really attract me.

One is inspired only in solitude.

We Americans are hard on almost everything. We are hard on our vehicles, our marriages and our heroes. Mostly, however, we are hard on ourselves.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

In the realm of Nature there is nothing purposeless, trivial, or unnecessary

All men are different. And should do everything possible to continue to be so.