lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.

Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.

Islam might not be a challenge for our survival, but when it comes from the Saudis, it really is a concerning problem for the world peace and prosperity.

Life is a daring faith.

I took a step back, shaking my head, wishing I could place a gnarly black hex on him. My daddy taught me better than that.

A real friend is one who helps us to think our best thoughts, do our noblest deeds, and be our finest selves.

The prosperity of a person is directly proportional to the level of his giving.

Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.

A leader moves ahead but not so fast that the others can't keep up.

I'm not contented to capture the world. I want to change it.

I'm about going out in the world and noticing stuff, and going home and writing it down, and putting it next to other stuff I've noticed and seeing what happens.

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.