....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

The most difficult part about understanding something is that we understand it all.

What now on the other hand makes people sociable is their incapacity to endure solitude and thus themselves.

As a tree my sin stands To darken all lands; Death is the fruit it bore.

I guess, the hardest obstacles I've had to overcome in my life are deaths of people close to me.

Everybody all over the world takes a wife's estimate into account in forming an opinion of a man.

Am I going to have to carry you? If so, it would complete my badass knight-in-shining-armor act with you today.

The biggest thing that I felt basketball could do for me was help me get a good education.

It's important to give kids an opportunity to see what the world is about, and music is a fantastic friend.

He who does not feed you can demand nothing of you.

Recovery culture teaches you that you have to repent. I don't think that's necessary.