me, pro. The objectionable case of I. The personal pronoun in English has three cases, the dominative, the objectionable and the oppressive. Each is all three.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers.

Society teaches us that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. The bill of rights informs us that we have the right to keep it to ourselves.

And she had been in love enough times to rule out the possibility that this was merely some feat of nostalgia.

I wanted to fight in the Iraq war because I felt like I had an obligation as a human being to help free people from oppression.

Where there is no love, a person's faithfulness to the marriage bond is probably against nature.

When a boy finds someone who takes an interest in him, he responds and follows.

Winning is like deodorant - it comes up and a lot of things don't stink.

And pray where in earth or heaven are there prudent marriages-Might as well talk about prudent suicides.

When people ask me how they can know Gods plan for their lives, I tell them the best first step is to know God.

You get a taste here in New Orleans that you don't get anywhere else in the country.