me: you know what sucks about love? o.w.g.: what? me: that it's so tied to the truth.

Remember that at any given moment there are a thousand things you can love.

Life tells you to take the elevator, but love tells you to take the stairs.

Kindness connects to who you are, while niceness connects to how you want to be seen.

The older I get, the more I lose my ability to breathe.

A photograph it a souvenir of a memory. It is not a moment. It is the looking at the photograph that becomes the moment. Your own moment.

The words that matter always stay.

motif, n. You don’t love me as much as I love you. You don’t love me as much as I love you. You don’t love me as much as I love you.

It was a mistake," you said. But the cruel thing was, it felt like the mistake was mine, for trusting you.

You have to believe there are kisses and laughs and risks worth taking.

Things that matter are not easy. Feelings of happiness are easy. Happiness is not. Flirting is easy. Love is not. Saying you’re friends is easy. Being friends is not.

Live to avoid all the numerous field mines of life.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

Ask me who I don't dress!

The Bible doesn't explain everything necessary for our intellectual satisfaction, but it explains everything necessary for our obediance.

I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality.

We have learned nothing.

Praise shames me, for I secretly beg for it.

Packer fans are nuts, man.

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

I love just being passionate about something rather than just caring about the money or whos in the movie.