...men are poor soldiers in love's war. And it is a war-one that never ends.

We are all prisoners of circumstance at one point or another.

No culture is without access to divine mysteries.

This is why I keep telling Ash to get you a cat or a bird. Guns aren't proper pets.

Now you have to kiss me so my feelings aren't hurt.""I meant to hurt your feelings, " Charlotte said."I guess that means I'll have to kiss you myself so I feel better.

I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.

Happiness is the highest form of self-respect. A person who allows himself to be happy shows his self-respect.

Dammit Bard, you're going to set the cat on fire.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence.

Each act of unfaithfulness toward our inner being is a blot on our souls. If we continue to be unfaithful, our souls are eventually torn apart and we slowly bleed to death.

I never forget that I live in a house owned by all the American people and that I have been given their trust.

As you walk the road of life, be careful of your friends. They can make you or break you.

Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you get good at.

Statistics are for losers.