@mink: Well, you’re in luck, if you pick another movie. My hair is clean, I usually eat dinner around eight, and I’m currently single. Not that it matters.

It's a shame I'm going to be forced to commit severe testicular trauma upon that boy

A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song.

When a denomination begins to consider doctrine divisive, theology troublesome, and convictions inconvenient, consider that denomination on its way to a well-deserved death.

I like things that are weirdly imaginative and couldn't be real, but I also like stories that are recognizable and relatable.

If you want to look like the people next door, you're probably smothering yourself into your dreams.

Any sport you're going to do, you're going to lose more than you win. People don't realize how hard it is to be an athlete. It's difficult.

My wife always tells people, 'He's not going to be able run to for anything because I'm not going to let him start a campaign.

Usage is like oxygen for ideas.

It is, I assume, quite easy to wither into old age, and hard to grow into it.

Money is a very powerful thing, which you hardly notice when it goes right, but which can create havoc when it goes wrong.

The one thing I always loved about Michael Jackson: he had fun records, but he's also going to make some important statement with the music as well. He's not going to forsake the culture.