modern science was largely conceived of as an answer to the servant problem and ... it is generally practiced by those who lack a flair for conversation.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

You are educated equally to boys. You're expected to go into equal employment with boys. In a marriage, you are legally equal. So, you know, you cannot deny we live in a feminist world.

One problem with how we think about the Bible is that people tend to jam it into narrower categories, when in fact it is many things all at once.

People can only make you inferior with your consent.

If I'm like, 'Oh, this is not something that I want to do,' that means I have to do it. That's always a good motivation.

I wanted to make some music with deeper meaning mixed with the fun and cool stuff I've been doing for so long.

Evolution is the Law of Life Number is the Law of the Universe Unity is the Law of God

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me.