no more pep talks about believing in toads," Liza said. "Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them?" Bonnie said. "Thats frogs," Liza Said. "Entirely different species.

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.

If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.

Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.

Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.

A lot of really big trees had died to make that desk. His mother had probably gnawed them down, used her nails to saw the boards, and finished the decorative cutwork with her tongue.

Once you know the truth, it's always obvious

That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.

To know how glorious you are, it is only after your death.

I think women should wear whatever makeup they want for themselves. Makeup should be fun.

Good art however 'immoral' is wholly a thing of virtue. Good art can NOT be immoral. By good art I mean art that bears true witness, I mean the art that is most precise.

Going to where the silence is. That is the responsibility of a journalist: giving a voice to those who have been forgotten, forsaken, and beaten down by the powerful.

We're putting a lot of pressure on ourselves for this second album and so we want to make it as great as we possibly can.

He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise.

The companies I have traditionally seen do best over the long term had lead investors for their seed rounds

Sometimes life is merely a matter of coffee and whatever intimacy a cup of coffee affords.

The pinecone is a fearsome tool of destruction! -Bacchus